Cheezo, THE CAT.
This is Cheezo. Actually, let me repeat that. THIS IS CHEEZO. Now that that has been firmly established, let me also establish something else. Cheezo is the baddest, meanest, baddassest tomcat I've ever known, my whole life. (And I've known a lot of cats) Cheezo has been living in our neighbourhood, a few houses away, about slightly longer than I have. A nice, beguiling householder took him in when he was a kitten, and informed us, rather daintily, that he would eat nothing but Amul Cheese. Ergo, Cheezo. We met Cheezo when he would regularly stalk our wada looking for female cats to fornicate with. Cheezo is very determined in this pursuit. He takes his purpose in life (siring his progeny) very, very seriously. Since the four years that his puberty kicked in, he has regularly, on a very strict schedule, been adding members of his lineage to our neighbourhood. By my record, there are currently no less than at least 15 felines in our nei...
